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Nah Darren,something crappy for you to read.

Yesterday i slit my wrist and i was sent to the hospital.

Done.
(No,I'm not joining face book)

Past, Present and Kenny

9 November 2007. Last day of school for my school for 2007.Why?Weener.Cause our school wanted to.So anyway, waking up today and going to school for the last day this year was full of mixed feelings. Excited cause the holidays are finally here.Sad cause some of my friends will be leaving.The feelings go on and on.

As school for 2007 comes to an end,I have to say that I've met new friends.Unexpected friends.Weird friends.Even weirder freinds.Smart friends.And more.

To start off,among the new friends were Mr.Kenny Chong a.k.a horny guy.At first glance,he looks like a short,chubby,innocent, form 2 student(he looks more like a primary 6).But as the months passed,Kenny wasn't what you expected him to be. With him alongside Ransley, they've brought horniness in ou class to the next level.Though he denies it, we all know the truth. His reason for us calling him horny "You people are not 'open-minded'". Yes,indeed. We aren't "open-minded" enough to see that the things he does and say isn't horny.

Next was Peterson. Bringing his slim,sexy and black PSP to school today made Darren feeling regretful not buying the slim one.Then again,he already has one.Hobo.Bringing his PSP,playing Bomberman(though I only tried it once) was fun. Ransley kept hogging it and he kept losing.

Moving on was Federick. This guy is smart and exceptionally good in International Chess.Though i checked-mate him once, I still fail to beat him for the second time.

The other one is Syafiq(though he was in my class last year)a.k.a chinman @ bik-bik/cabik. You might be wondering "Why Chinman?Bik-bik?Cabik?" All these are related somehow to his chin(don't ask me).He is the only one among the boys from semenanjung,I think(besides naqiu).Always got insulted(jokingly) bout his home state.Good times,good times. As he will be leaving for kl, don't forget to mention our names in your new school.You still owe me keropok lekor.

As for the rest,let's see. Wilson got more annoying with all his love problems and coolness and all. Darren got more..darren-ish with all his "pikat amanda style".The boys became more random and stuff. I'm lazy to mention the rest.

As for next year, PMR.Haih.Got to get a head start i guess.Weener.


Smexy indeed

Done.

YO!YO!

Yo! Yo!Whasddsup ma brothers!!Yo!

MEXPO

Ah yes,I finally have the time to blog about stuff.What has been keeping me so long from blogging?Answer.MEXPO.(cricket sound)Never mind,you wouldn't get it.It's an inside joke.

The truth is that i had been having exams lately(before Raya to be exact) and the exams ended today.WEENER.Another inside joke.The test was pretty much an "ok-lah" for me.Some were easy while others were hard.Not to say hard la,the answers given were tricky and the meanings were almost similar. I just hope i do as well as i say it is.

Anyway,tomorrow,another day for school.Haih,feel so lazy to go.On Saturday,we have replacement again(according to Kenaidy).Haih.-.-"

So now what,exams are over.We'll be getting our results so that's one thing and I have Piano exam next MONTH.(groan)Have to practise,practise,practise,practise,and practise.More practise again.And when the day comes,I might screw it up like i almost did last year.I'll just have to get it done and get over it.


Done.

Just Another Post

Ghetto Tooth Fairy(thumbs up)

Ok,onto the main thing. I was bored and I so happened to come across this so just read on.

9/11 Facts:

UNITED WE STAND
1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

5) The two twin towers make an "11"

This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets more interesting:

2) The first plane crashing against
the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers. 9 + 2 = 11


4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

6+5 = 11


5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11


6) The date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number
911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11.


Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 +
5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of
the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.


3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.


4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after the Twin Towers

incident.


Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally
eerie:


The most recognised symbol for the US,
after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken
from the Quran, the Islamic


holy book:

"For it is written that a son of
Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt
throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in
despair still more rejoiced: for the
wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands
of Allah and there was peace."


That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.


Still uncovinced about all of this..?!
Try this and see how you feel
afterwards..


Open Microsoft Word and do the
following,

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is
the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.


2. Highlight the Q33 NY.


3. Change the font size to 48.


4. Change the actual font to the
WINGDINGS.


Shaloooommmmmmm.....

A Long Week

Friday, another end to a long week of school which is a great relieve.And what happened this whole week in school? I'll tell you, funny and pissy things happened.

Tuesday:
Ok,so let's start of..pissy incident number 1..our 'certain subject' teacher.I think she has some kind of hearing mechanism that enables her to hear the slightest whisper. How? Well, she scolds the whole calss for talking when none of us even talked and for making the slightest noise like whispering.

Situation:
Class:(quite and a bit of whisper but it's so soft it doesn't bother anyone)
teacher:Oii!!Do you copy notes with your mouth or hands??!?!

I mean, it's not like we're gonna keep quite for the next 80 minutes.Sheesh,whisper also cannot.I know she doesn't want us to talk when we copy notes, but there are times when we need to ask or tell something to a certain person like "Lau,you smell"
And the whole class is kinda annoyed by her.

Wednesday:
Incident number 2. Well,this is kind of a funny thing. During Sivik,we had to draw a poster for a campaign that we had to thought of and my friend,Ransley,who so happens to be horny drew a certain campaign(if you know what i mean) which shall not be mention. The teacher saw it and he was sent to see the disciplinary teacher. After bout an hour or so,he finally came back and boy did he learn a lesson.(that was sarcasm) He didn't even learn a thing.He came back still being horny the same as last time. People just won't learn,would they.

Friday:
And today,Wilson was broken-hearted cause Amanda didn't come to school. He was being quite emo.Looking at her seat,and sighing,and looking again and keep repeating that he misses her to me which soon became annoying and i didn't gave much attention to him.


So yeah,things happen in my school which are funny,weird, and sometimes can piss someone off.



Done.(I'm not gonna end it with "It's Over" since some people feel offended..tsktsktsk..can never do a decent job without someone complaining.People these days.Sigh)

Ah Beng's Leta to Ah Lien

Dear Ah Lien

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you.
How everything? For me, I
am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to
chain your look? Somemore
you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok
properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where
company now. Last week, he take
I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat
barger. After that he take
we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop
until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread
20 years annie wear sari.
My father mother going to give a fist to all the
kampong people. So you
must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send
letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will
ketchup with you soon. And when
you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye...

Worm regard,
Ah Beng