Blessed Christmas

"I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams..."

It's from a Christmas song and I don't get it.


Blessed Christmas Eve to you all!

a+(n-1)d

3 more days till Christmas. 2 more days till PMR results. 12 more days till school starts again. Sigh. Screw that man.

Just thinking of next year makes me tired. I don't mind going back to meet my friends and stuff but then there will be exams, trials, spm and crap. Can't wait to finish off next year.

Will be sitting for the driving theory test next monday. Sitting for the course last Sunday was seriously boring. First few hours were ok. During the 3rd hour, it started getting boring. The whole course was 5 hours. I'll need a 42/50 to pass. The questions from the question book look easy but I don't know about the real test.

Wilson's whole family got dengue fever except him. Scary.


Done.

Team Geng Bas Sekolah

I'm team jacob!! Hell yeah!! In your face team edward!! Werewolves so totally pwns vampire arse!!

Seriously man. It's just a friggin story.

Christmas parade yesterday was awesome. I saw quite a lot of st.co people. Most of them were from Methodist. The St. Jo band was heading the parade. The Boy's Brigade band was also playing. There were about 5k people there yesterday. The parade started on time and finish about an hour later, around 8.45 pm. I waved to an old lady by the roadside and she waved back. Hot. We walked all the way to Pelita Tunku and then to the fish market and all the way down back to city fan. Some group of uchaks joined us for fun when we passed the malay shops. It was weird. They followed us for awhile and left after that.

2 more weeks until Christmas.Hot.

Calamari

I lol'd.

I'm Tom Cruise

Scooter War3z

Left 4 Dead 2 is fun but a little confusing. I sometimes get lost and dunno where to go. Melee weapons are awesome especially the katana. Spitters are seriouly annoying. Like Darren with the grenade launcher in COD 4.

I cooked fried rice yesterday for lunch and it was kinda tasteless. Fail.



I won't be having a family Christmas dinner this year. Again. My parents are having the whole house renovated and the kitchen will be renovated somewhere around Christmas time. This sucks balls. Hard balls. Hard ice balls like Wilson's frozen cream bun.We could go out for Christmas dinner but then it wouldn't feel the same. Last year I didn't have it cause I had church and I was really hoping for one this year. Emo.

To Kill Time

For some reason, I'm addicted to piano now. I'm trying to learn korean songs these few days. Now why couldn't I be like this when I was preparing for my piano exam.



I've roughly mastered wedding dress and replay. I'm now on Haru Haru.

Terung terung

I'm back from YLC camp. It was at the Lambir National Park. The chalets there are wacked man. Seriously, they're bad. It was tiring yet fun. Tiring because I was the ajk masakan along with Onn, Kong Teck, Peggy , Hafreez and Stacy. We had to cook for about 120+ people. We didn't have a proper kitchen, it was in the open with a shade. No tables for the stoves. Muddy ground and a lot of very very annoying mosquitoes. So annoying that it made Onn go wacko. We burnt so many mosquito coils that we got used to the smoke. Not good. Our shirts also smelt of mosquito coils. My back is a bit sore from the constant bending while cooking but it was worth the experience.

The participants for the camp got to join an obstacle course set up by the army. Onn, Kong Teck, Hafreez and I decided to join since it looked fun. It was. Crossing rivers with rope, walking in ankle deep mud, climbing up slippery and muddy grounds and climbing up the waterfall. We climbed the mini waterfall before the Lambir one. Standing under a waterfall is good. The water was damn cold. Hot. Hafreez made me fall into the river at one of the obstacle courses. Jaga kamu.


I'll miss YLC.

A Wednesday

Just watched 2012 just now with my friends. We wanted to watch the 2.15 one but it was full, so we had to settle for the 3.45 one. One of the supervisor guy at the cineplex was being a weenie. He was being rude to two girls when they sat in the wrong seat. "Tak dapat baca nombor ka?" Arse.



It was a good movie but I felt that the catastrophes were over exaggerated though it was pretty awesome. Tsunamis as high as Mount Everest, whacked out earthquakes,volcano eruptions and stuff. And I thought The Day After Tomorrow was too much. So basically the movies about the earth aligning with the other planets and stuff and the sun becomes wacko and starts to give out massive energy and this affects the earth and it screws up the whole earth and also mankind. The movie is a bit like Noah's Ark where the world organizations build not 1 ark but like 7 arks to house humans and animals. On thing I realized is that all the humans that went on the arks where filthy rich people who paid 1 billion euros for one seat on the ark. So basically, only the really rich people like politicians live and the rest die. FAIL. In the end, only Africa is left because it was raised up by the tectonic shift.



"And that's why it's called the Cape of Good Hope." Wrong.



The movie's based on the Mayan calendar which shows that on the 21st of December 2012, Mayan Long Count calendar ends. Some people think that it's gonna be the end of the world and make a big thing out of it. Actually it's not, it's just like 31st December. After 31 December, you start all over again with 1 January. So, for those who watched 2012, don't get freaked out.

Rabbit Chair

Year end holidays are almost here and next year I'll be in Form 5. So fast. I feel emo now. Screw that.

Chemically Derived

No.My blog is not dead. I was just lazy to update it. As usual.

Semester 2 exams are over and classes are quite empty. All we do is laze around and talk crap.Serious. Speaking of crap. Sejarah is crap. Moral is crap. Miley Cyrus' songs are crap. Sorry hafreez. Jangan marah. You have your Chang Sung or Chiang Soon or something like that.

I realized angry and unsatisfied people can be really good help. Especially when you need someone to carry and dismantle stuff. Seriously man. Macam tu pun marah. I also realized a lot of people are doing the penstache thing on facebook. As in taking a picture of yourself with a pen between your nose and lips. Imagine Lau doing that. Or even Nick. Yeah.

People who smoke in school annoy me. Seriously. Why can't they just friggin smoke outside school? Why friggin smoke?

Jethro Hull

Listening to the form 3s screaming in the hall today made me emo :C
I miss post-PMR.

Laughter

Fail videos are always so entertaining.

Setahun Hanya Sekali

So it's Raya.

I went to sleep early yesterday thinking that I would be woken up by the firecrackers and fireworks at midnight but it never happened. Blah. One thing I like about Raya is the food at one of my mom's friend's house. It's always the same beef curry, satay, kampung chicken curry, and pulut which never gets old. The kampung chicken is softer, tender and more succulent. And that's not what she said.

I played seremban with my parents just now. And I lost. Mensiasoikan saja. My mom was being all "You think you can beat me issit?". Weenie.

Red Pill

Another quick post. Another week of holiday. Westboro Baptist Church is whacked.

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

The 'capacualty'

Church camp ended 2 days ago. One word to sum it all up. Awesome. The room was good, the food was great, the message was awesome. The invited speaker is a very down to earth kinda guy and is the only speaker I know of who listens to Black Eyed Peas. Boom boom boom.

A great time is what I had at the camp and same goes to my class BBQ yesterday. Food.Frisbee.Beach.Excessively rocking the spring see-saw thing.Ambushing Hafreez with water guns and later forcing him to hide in the tubular slide.More frisbee. Everyone there that day was in Elysium. Those who didn't go really missed out on the fun.


Managed to start the fire after about 5 tries. Then it was on to the chicken, sausages, corn, potatoes, fishballs. At about 12, food was done and we just sat under the tree eating, talking and listening to Wilson talking about his leg and his fear of getting sunburn and touching sea water. Joked about him using SK II on his legs.


After lunch, we went and vandalized hung around the playground and towards the evening is was onto frisbee. Thanks to Mr. Law for the idea, Joanne, Helena and Esther for organizing it and the rest who contributed food.



4E1 BBQ = Accomplished. Wilson touching sea water = Fail.



Right now I have mild sunburn on my neck. Oh well.

Church Camp 09

I'm off to church camp.

Will be back on Sunday :)

That's what she said

School concert is over. Nothing much to look forward to anymore. I must say, I enjoyed myself during the 2 day concert. Arranging the chairs before the concert was crap though but all in all, it was fun. After the concert, I have a new found respect towards shuffling. The shufflers weren't that bad I must say.


An hour before the concert started for the first night. The ajk kebersihan dudes putting up rubbish bags and doing some last minute arranging of chairs. Eee..wilson.


Wilson and Hafreez getting ready to do very very wrong things. See the tongs.

20 buck seats for both nights were almost fully filled. More people came on the second night. One thing that annoyed me was the rubbish people left behind. They couldn't even throw their own rubbish into the rubbish bag which was like a metre away from them. Seriously people. And there were buns on the floor. Shut up Darren.


Darren with his tag. Eat me.

The programmes were good. Darren didn't like the cultural dances too much. Wilson liked Bass Evil. One of the shuffling dances, Heck, everyone loved it. The Michael Jackson impersonation was nice. Everyone was shouting and Nicholas got annoyed. Tidak sporting betul Nicholas. The English Drama was funky thought I didn't quite get the part Kenny was playing. Gurjit looked like some pimp king. Papa G.Dominic the genie dude can dance man.


Lau being the old man he always is. Kidding.

The concert ended with the performers singing Heal the World by Michael Jackson. Wilson was singing the song and it was creepy.

The hall after the end of the concert on the 2nd day.


After concert.

Arrrrr

I got really pissed today.

Onomatopoeia

Moral is dumb. I don't get why the reports have to be cancel free. Heck, it pisses everyone off. It makes Darren shriek like a 11 year old girl when he makes a mistake. Mencuci dan menyampu lantai. We also have to kinda fake the reports too. Oh the irony.

Sivik today was awesome. We played charades. Wilson's group was doing sex abuse. Tauk jak la how Wilson act. It was damn funny. He gives good solutions to poeple's problems too. BSMM telematch tomorrow. So yeah, if you're a bsmm member of St.Co, come join the telematch. Not sure if non bsmm members can join or not. Mr Law's birthday is on Sunday and he refuses to tell us his age. "Still very young one." He claims he is the youngest in the staffroom.


Roadkills make me feel sad.

Internet

The internet connection is starting to get on my nerve.

2NE4

"Tsunami in 3 hours"

Mana tsunami kamu wilson?

Wilson was all about the tsunami on Wednesday during the solar eclipse thing. Hafreez got scared though he denied it.

"Before I die, I want to touch iphone"

One of the many quotes by Wilson that I will remember.

Installation was on Wednesday. Finally got out red neckties. Kinda felt sad for those who couldn't get theirs yet but they will next week. We had our last meeting with our senior and it was a funny but emotional one too. Francis is damn funny man. I don't get why we have sit for 2 papers for BM and BI for this coming Ujian Berkala 2. Not hot man.

At least there will be a japanese girl coming to my class for some Leo student exchange thing. The dudes kept demanding pictures of her from Cindy especially Ransley. Japanese girl. But I sense a huge disappointment.

"Let her sit next to me on that day, Lau you sit somewhere else." Ransley being himself.

Alot of people have been not coming to class this week. Either they're sick or have some activity on but most of them were and still are sick. The average was about 28 students in my class. Lastly, I am finally no more the class monitor. Sweet freedom from class monitor obligations. Helena's the new class monitor and Jo as the assistant. I keep checking the borang pergerakan though I don't have to anymore.


Done.

Que Sera Sera

Things that happened this week:

-School got all edgy about H1N1
-Wore mask to school
-Wilson quit prefect. Weirdo.
-Prepared labeling cards for Hari Pelanggan tomorrow.
-Got back BK papers.
-Finished my cocopie. Sob.
-Bought a new box of IKO. Multi-grains this time.
-Drank lots and lots of water.
-Found out what shisha was.
-Darren being weird in Chemistry tuition
-Lau saying something something. :O

Done.

My parents are gonna meet my class teacher tomorrow.

"Ada manggo kah?"

There's Nothing More Natural

I'm addicted to IKO :D

"There's Nothing More Natural"

Irish Drinking Song

Adi adi adi adi adi adi a~

It's a Friday. I like Fridays. The calons cleaned the school's drainage system today. It was fun even though it was raining. Lau was being a weenie and didn't want to pull the wild grass with his hands. Instead he used tongs.

Battle of the Bands is tomorrow night at my school. Band-it Nite. That's what it's named. 10 bucks for front row and 5 bucks for back row. Anyone can come.I'll be doing logistic stuff. I think it's escorting people to toilet and stuff or something like that.



I gots meself a new camera. Actually my mom bought it. It's a Sony Cybershot W-150. Hot. Terima kasih kepada ibu aku. It's goldish just like the one above. 8.1 megapixels and best of all I don't have pay more for film and development for my f55 but I'll still be using it.


The Sony pouch. Like Wilson's one. Eeee..


Handphone aku.


I see St.Co shirt.

Everyone seems to be getting sick. Got to watch out. Michael Jackson is dead man.


Done.

You Blog, I Blog

Michael Jackson
1958-2009

I am utterly shocked and sad. Michael Jackson's dead. Cardiac arrest. Now, I'm not a big fan of him but I do listen to his songs and they are great. No doubt he truly is the King of Pop. It's still settling in my mind that he's dead. Tributes to him.


So Mufti Day was on Wednesday. Mufti day, the day when students of St.Co are allowed to wear normal clothes to school. Just on that special day and yeah, everyone looks forward to it. Next year's gonna be the last Mufti day for me. Darn.


My class teacher came into class wearing baju melayu.


Hafreez, Nick, Kenaidy and Ransley.

Mufti day, everyone loves it and can never get enough of it. Nobody has the mood to study and even the teachers are lazy to teach. This year's Mufti day was the greatest yet.


Beware.

I also cam-whored the most this year.


The Timothy in action. Hunting for preys.


Us with our class teacher.Hot.


Something ain't right.


Moral period. Teacher didn't teach and everyone was relaxing.


Someone stole my shoes.


Gurjit and Qawiem. Hot Arab clothes.


Sharon and us.


Very very cliche but who cares.


We went around school taking crazy and weird pictures for remembrance. So crazy and weird that I won't post it. I like this shot.


Cina and Melayu.


Wilson Phua. The Shuffler. The Blogger. The dude who lost his sister's shades during Mufti day.

Best of all,

We took a picture with Ting Yeng Ping


Smile.

Photos courtesy of Lau, Nick, Darren and Wilson.

Till then,

Done.

Oleh sebab 80 tahun

Lollipop.

Holidays are over and I guess I spent it well. The BSMM camp was fun and I got to know more people. Games were fun too especially the kidnapping game. Nick tried to hit on several girls and ended up arguing with Hafreez about their phone number. Seriously guys.

So today was St.Columba day and also the launching of the 80th anniversary of St. Columba. There was a mini carnival with food stalls, exhibitions, games and other stuff. I got to play with the telescope. Hot.I was doing some song request thing and it was suppose to start at 9.30 but we had to wait for the 2nd session of St.Co day to end so that we could use the p.a system.



We waited..and waited..and waited until 11 and it finally finished. It WAS suppose to finish at 9.30. No offence but screw those long speeches. There were like over 500 messages to be read out and you took 1 and a half hour of our time. Liang teh was hot. So were pete's burgers.




Anyway, we had to hook up the speakers so that the people outside the hall could hear the music too and this took quite some time. Nick kept complaining why Crush by David Archuleta wasn't in the song list. Actually, he had been complaining about that before the holidays. He also kept bragging how good he was with his singing skills. He specializes in singing Crush. There were weird and funny song dedications like to Beyonce, Ching Mei to Cyrus(that i lol'd) and others. Wilson tried to shuffled behind the stage.

Went back at around 4 and slept until 6 something.

I just realized my blog's 2 years old already. No way man. The new resurfaced hall front steps are a bit high. I almost tripped over it twice and quite a few people actually tripped. Waves are annoying to make and I have to master it. Lollipop is nice. Left 4 dead 2 is nice. I want chicken wings. Now that I've managed to fit the last remaining stuff that I wanted to say into short sentences, I guess I'm done for this post.

Till then,

Done.

Uncle Tobys

Exams are over, holidays have started, Darren has stopped his issues about eternity(i think), and Wilson is still Wilson.



Anyway, I went to watch Terminator Salvation with my friends. It's the 4th movie in the Terminator franchise and it tells the story after Judgement Day, the day Skynet got all wacko and started a nuclear war on the humans.

Overall the movie was good with new kinds of machines like the moto-terminator, some machine built into a motorbike.


A moto-terminator


Whatever you call it.

Well basically, the Resistance are fighting of the Machines as usual. The humans are trying to find the key weapon to destroy the machines which they finally do and this leads to a massive offense against the Machines. Besides that, John Connor has to save his dad from being killed by the Machines and at the same time not get killed by the Machines since that's what the Machines have been trying to do the past 3 movies. Aku nak bunuh Sarah Connor. Aku nak bunuh John Connor. Aku terminator tidak berpakaian datang bunuh orang. Selamat Hari Gawai. So yeah, John gets a helping hand from a confused Machine guy, Marcus who thinks it is a human.



John(left) and Marcus(right)



They manage to get into Skynet Central and start freeing prisoners. In the midst of that, Arnie in the nude as the terminator appears. I totally forgot about arnold when watching this movie. Arnold in his birthday suit starts to beat up John and Marcus comes to help. Imagine being punched, thrown around and kicked by a naked dude.That would be wrong in so many places like Lau eating mash potatoes with a chicken bone.I feel like Timothy is up to something at home.Anyway, cue fight scene and Arnold gets destroyed and John gets stab through the chest with a metal and somehow he doesn't die and has time to go through an operation in the morning and he survives. The Resistance manages to destroy the whole of Skynet in the US and they go on to stop Skynet worldwide.



The movie's filled with action and if you're the kind who likes shooting, explosions, machines, guns, old people, and action, I guess you'll like this movie.



I'm not really a fan of the Terminator movies but this movie was decent and good. I give it a 7 out of 10. Looking forward to Transformers 2.Hot

In a different story, I ate sago worms last night. It wasn't that bad. Milky in taste and kind of hard for me to chew. If you do not know what sago worms are, well..


these are sago worms.


After being cooked. Hot.


Till then,

Selamat Hari Gawai & Happy Holidays!!

Done.

Tuanku

Ken doh tiko.

I realized I seem to have either half-day or full-day activities almost every single Saturday and I have to wake up early every time. Chinese songs are emo. Lies by Big Bang is catchy. I want Big Apple doughnuts.

Went for foot drill training at BSMM HQ today. The St.Co group tested their voice by giving commands. Kong Teck's voice was loud and Onn pai seh didn't want to shout.

"Kamu minum air asam untuk pecahkan suara kamu."

That's what the dude from the army said. Can't remember if it was air asam or masam.



Some blonde girl on the Maury Show. This girl is whacked to the max man. Talk about insanity and ghetto-ness. Listen to the way she speaks.

I have nothing much to blog about. Exams are in 2 weeks. Bible Knowledge exam next Monday. I'll be blogging less but there will be more updates after the exams.


Till the,

Done.

Green Tea

Screw you Moral and Sejarah.

Ok. Science and Maths Fair was today and it was awesome. The group that I was in was in the biology department and we dissected some frogs. Surprisingly, I wasn't disgusted by it. Most of my friends said we were being cruel and stuff. Sometimes you need to be cruel to learn new things. And also have fun.


Our main Header.

Elaine's group was dissecting eyeballs. Nelson's group doing cornstarch stuff. Hot. Pete's group was doing some cool fire stuff. Lau's about airplanes.


One of the frogs. Half an hour before it's imminent death.


This is Nick "The Frog" Jonas. Why we name it this? Don't ask me.

The Fair started at around 7? And thus we started dissecting.


Started off by giving chloroform to the frog to knock it out.


After that, dissecting time!





See, it ain't that cruel and gross. It was cool looking at the heart beat and touching the organs.

Before the Fair was re-opened for the afternoon session, Nick and I decided to have some fun. *Grins*


Nick did this to Frog 1


I did this to Frog 2. Basically, we ripped,cut, stabbed, pulled and scrapped almost everything from the frog. Pure gore, but fun. I know Nick and I are sick. The feeling of schadenfreude.


Frog 2 after that.


We then dissected Nick "The Frog" Jonas. It was disappointing cause she died before we could finish dissecting it. I guess it was the excessive use of chloroform to subdue it. And yes, Nick "The Frog" Jonas is a she. We found eggs in her.

After everything was done, everyone cleaned up. And how did we get rid of the frogs?


Well...

But wait,


At least we gave it a good and decent burial. With tombstone and flowers lagi.


See.

Thank you Frog 1, Frog 2 and Nick "The Frog" Jonas. Sorry we had to do this to you.

*Pictures courtesy of Wilson Phua

Till then,

Done.