Blessed Christmas & A Happy New Year!

I would like to wish all a Blessed Christmas and a Happy New Year!


Done.
*No Darren, people don't dress as Santa to be horny. You too Lau. Blessed Christmas again.

Desperate Answers From Desperate Students

I was checking my old e-mails when I came across this which DARREN sent me.It's basically desperate students answering questions with desperate answers. Enjoy.




Well,an elephant IS in the way.


They did ask to Find X


Expand it.And he did.


Six=6.Nothing Wrong.


Using calculus to find the identity of Batman?Umm,ok.



So remember,if you suck in math,try to think of others who suck more.



Done.

Omelette?

I'm back.Don't worry people,my blog is not dead.(like anyone cares)

So anyway,the Internet was down so i couldn't post anything. With the Internet down, Darren was quite lost and he kept sms-ing me hoping Manchester Untied will win this and that and not losing that and saying MU is the best, thought i do not object cause THEY ARE(hate me if you must). Besides that he kept sending me sms-es about him winning matches in Football Manager(like every 3-4 times a day)

Without the Internet,the only thing I could do with my pc was games,games..and umm..games.Playing Fighter Ace and StarCraft soon became repetitive, but it was still fun.Moving on,without the Internet, disturbing(no,not torturing them, no more..i'm good or am i?) my cats was the other option, especially my kitten Misty.

So what have i been up to this holiday? I can say not much, other than hitting the form 3 books(not that I'm kiasu,just to prepare myself),tv(more on movies)sleep,and orchestra practices.It then tends to get boring. But then,going for er hu and getting out of the house can be good too.

On another unrelated event, I got merit(84%) for my piano grade 7..weeee. At least my hard-work paid off.


So yeah,that's it i guess,for now.


Done.

*ignore the the title "Omelette?",I had nothing to put.

Grade 7=Check

Grade 7=check.

Oh yeah..sat for my Grade 7 piano exam today and I'm finally FREE!!!I had my examination at Pustaka Miri.At 4.58p.m. The examiner was an Irish(leprechauns..hmmm..)Mr.Garry Winkisson or Witkinsson or was it Wiskinson.Had a bulging stomach(well fed i see) The exam was faster than i thought, about 20 minutes or so.

So how did i do?(Like the people who read my blog would care)Fine i guess.Able to pass..i hope.Ah,anyway 1 more year till i officially finish my piano.Weener.

Was searching through my pictures when i stumbled on this one.Emo-ness has also affected cartoon characters.



Emo Spongebob.(I guess Patrick didn't want to go on a date with Spongebob)

Done.

This is a post

Nah Darren,something crappy for you to read.

Yesterday i slit my wrist and i was sent to the hospital.

Done.
(No,I'm not joining face book)

Past, Present and Kenny

9 November 2007. Last day of school for my school for 2007.Why?Weener.Cause our school wanted to.So anyway, waking up today and going to school for the last day this year was full of mixed feelings. Excited cause the holidays are finally here.Sad cause some of my friends will be leaving.The feelings go on and on.

As school for 2007 comes to an end,I have to say that I've met new friends.Unexpected friends.Weird friends.Even weirder freinds.Smart friends.And more.

To start off,among the new friends were Mr.Kenny Chong a.k.a horny guy.At first glance,he looks like a short,chubby,innocent, form 2 student(he looks more like a primary 6).But as the months passed,Kenny wasn't what you expected him to be. With him alongside Ransley, they've brought horniness in ou class to the next level.Though he denies it, we all know the truth. His reason for us calling him horny "You people are not 'open-minded'". Yes,indeed. We aren't "open-minded" enough to see that the things he does and say isn't horny.

Next was Peterson. Bringing his slim,sexy and black PSP to school today made Darren feeling regretful not buying the slim one.Then again,he already has one.Hobo.Bringing his PSP,playing Bomberman(though I only tried it once) was fun. Ransley kept hogging it and he kept losing.

Moving on was Federick. This guy is smart and exceptionally good in International Chess.Though i checked-mate him once, I still fail to beat him for the second time.

The other one is Syafiq(though he was in my class last year)a.k.a chinman @ bik-bik/cabik. You might be wondering "Why Chinman?Bik-bik?Cabik?" All these are related somehow to his chin(don't ask me).He is the only one among the boys from semenanjung,I think(besides naqiu).Always got insulted(jokingly) bout his home state.Good times,good times. As he will be leaving for kl, don't forget to mention our names in your new school.You still owe me keropok lekor.

As for the rest,let's see. Wilson got more annoying with all his love problems and coolness and all. Darren got more..darren-ish with all his "pikat amanda style".The boys became more random and stuff. I'm lazy to mention the rest.

As for next year, PMR.Haih.Got to get a head start i guess.Weener.


Smexy indeed

Done.

YO!YO!

Yo! Yo!Whasddsup ma brothers!!Yo!

MEXPO

Ah yes,I finally have the time to blog about stuff.What has been keeping me so long from blogging?Answer.MEXPO.(cricket sound)Never mind,you wouldn't get it.It's an inside joke.

The truth is that i had been having exams lately(before Raya to be exact) and the exams ended today.WEENER.Another inside joke.The test was pretty much an "ok-lah" for me.Some were easy while others were hard.Not to say hard la,the answers given were tricky and the meanings were almost similar. I just hope i do as well as i say it is.

Anyway,tomorrow,another day for school.Haih,feel so lazy to go.On Saturday,we have replacement again(according to Kenaidy).Haih.-.-"

So now what,exams are over.We'll be getting our results so that's one thing and I have Piano exam next MONTH.(groan)Have to practise,practise,practise,practise,and practise.More practise again.And when the day comes,I might screw it up like i almost did last year.I'll just have to get it done and get over it.


Done.

Just Another Post

Ghetto Tooth Fairy(thumbs up)

Ok,onto the main thing. I was bored and I so happened to come across this so just read on.

9/11 Facts:

UNITED WE STAND
1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

5) The two twin towers make an "11"

This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets more interesting:

2) The first plane crashing against
the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers. 9 + 2 = 11


4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

6+5 = 11


5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11


6) The date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number
911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11.


Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 +
5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of
the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.


3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.


4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after the Twin Towers

incident.


Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make
up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally
eerie:


The most recognised symbol for the US,
after the Stars & Stripes, is the
Eagle. The following verse is taken
from the Quran, the Islamic


holy book:

"For it is written that a son of
Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt
throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in
despair still more rejoiced: for the
wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands
of Allah and there was peace."


That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.


Still uncovinced about all of this..?!
Try this and see how you feel
afterwards..


Open Microsoft Word and do the
following,

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is
the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.


2. Highlight the Q33 NY.


3. Change the font size to 48.


4. Change the actual font to the
WINGDINGS.


Shaloooommmmmmm.....

A Long Week

Friday, another end to a long week of school which is a great relieve.And what happened this whole week in school? I'll tell you, funny and pissy things happened.

Tuesday:
Ok,so let's start of..pissy incident number 1..our 'certain subject' teacher.I think she has some kind of hearing mechanism that enables her to hear the slightest whisper. How? Well, she scolds the whole calss for talking when none of us even talked and for making the slightest noise like whispering.

Situation:
Class:(quite and a bit of whisper but it's so soft it doesn't bother anyone)
teacher:Oii!!Do you copy notes with your mouth or hands??!?!

I mean, it's not like we're gonna keep quite for the next 80 minutes.Sheesh,whisper also cannot.I know she doesn't want us to talk when we copy notes, but there are times when we need to ask or tell something to a certain person like "Lau,you smell"
And the whole class is kinda annoyed by her.

Wednesday:
Incident number 2. Well,this is kind of a funny thing. During Sivik,we had to draw a poster for a campaign that we had to thought of and my friend,Ransley,who so happens to be horny drew a certain campaign(if you know what i mean) which shall not be mention. The teacher saw it and he was sent to see the disciplinary teacher. After bout an hour or so,he finally came back and boy did he learn a lesson.(that was sarcasm) He didn't even learn a thing.He came back still being horny the same as last time. People just won't learn,would they.

Friday:
And today,Wilson was broken-hearted cause Amanda didn't come to school. He was being quite emo.Looking at her seat,and sighing,and looking again and keep repeating that he misses her to me which soon became annoying and i didn't gave much attention to him.


So yeah,things happen in my school which are funny,weird, and sometimes can piss someone off.



Done.(I'm not gonna end it with "It's Over" since some people feel offended..tsktsktsk..can never do a decent job without someone complaining.People these days.Sigh)

Ah Beng's Leta to Ah Lien

Dear Ah Lien

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you.
How everything? For me, I
am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to
chain your look? Somemore
you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok
properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where
company now. Last week, he take
I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat
barger. After that he take
we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop
until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread
20 years annie wear sari.
My father mother going to give a fist to all the
kampong people. So you
must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send
letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will
ketchup with you soon. And when
you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye...

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Merdeka!

Ah yes..31 August...a memorable day(other than the fateful death of Princess Diana,but that's not the point) 31 August,the day our country Malaysia got it's independence.

This year as we all know is Malaysia's 50th independence anniversary and it has been a long way.For Sarawak and Sabah it's 44 years cause we joined Malaya in 1963.Miri this year has been chosen for the celebration of the National day for the state level. Last night was the countdown at Miri City Fan and today was the parade at the Stadium Terbuka Miri.

We have a achieved a lot of things for these past 50 years,from the freedom and becoming a free country to the construction of the Petronas Twin Towers and many more. We ought to be proud of being Malaysians where we can live in peace and harmony.


The Petronas Twin Towers was the world's tallest building from 1998 to 2004 but it's still the world's tallest twin towers.




The Sepang International Circuit is the venue used for the Formula One Malaysian Grand Prix, A1 Grand Prix as well as the MotoGP Malaysian Grand Prix. It is also used as a venue for many other major motorsport events.

We should also be proud of the vast and beautiful natural heritage. Malaysia is blessed with rich natural tourist destinations.


Niah Caves is located within the district of Miri in Sarawak, Malaysia.


Mount. Kinabalu is a prominent mountain in Southeast Asia.The mountain is the third tallest in Southeast Asia behind Hkakabo Razi of Myanmar (Burma) and Puncak Jaya of New Guinea - Indonesia,[2] and is therefore also the tallest in Malaysia and on the island of Borneo, which Malaysia shares with Indonesia and Brunei.


Large lower pitcher of Nepenthes rajah.

Therefore, we should be proud being Malaysians unlike some people who hate their country cause of the government being corrupted and all.I mean, what kind of government wouldn't be corrupted. It's just that they look good on the outside but you do not know what's happening inside. So be grateful..and yes I'm referring to you Darren.

Merdeka!

Sick

Being sick is so FFFFUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :D..NOT!!!

Screw myself man..got fever,flu and cough..what a way to spend my holidays.Oh well, will be busy doing my Geography kerja kursus and have to hand it in for checking next Tuesday. Haih.

Touching Heaven,Changing Lives

I'm back..finally Family Camp is over. And how was it? Absolutely 100% FUN. Checked in at around 6.40 on friday and our room was quite a distance from the pavilion.

So anyway,after putting our bags in our room, we went to have dinner.After dinner,we had service.Our camp speaker was Pastor.Dorai. And boy,he's GOOD. He was preaching about Jacob and how he came to "a place" where he had a dream. Nice preaching.

After friday was saturday and the whole day was packed full with activities. Starting with breakfast at the main county club then Part 1 of the camp service and later Part 2 of it.In between we had tea-breaks(of course) and Amanda taught me how to play chords and it seems to be quite easy than i first expected it would be.

Later in the afternoon,we had our lunch and later games for the family. All of the camp members were put into 8 groups. My dad and I were in group H. The games that were included were treasure hunt, umm...something which had to do with a so called "Red Sea", and finding out a missing items in the portrait"The Last Supper".All of the games were supervised by Uncle. Loh.

At night after dinner, we had praise and worship session and afterthat drama of "The Last Supper" from each group. Group A did "The Last Supper the Musical" and i must say it was funny. Group I did "The Last Supper in Modern Time" with Anderson as Jesus. The bread was replaced with a packet of Lay's(mmmmmm....) and the wine as Coke.All the groups did well and everyone laughed.The dramas were all so freaking funny and we were all like making fun of the "The Last Supper"(no offence..but we can't be serious all the time now can we?) We all had a crazy night there.

Today, we checked out at 8.30 and our church had it's Sunday service there.Overall I had fun and i hope the church will have another Family Camp next year.There was one thing though which i didn't manage to do when i had the opportunity O_0(no..it doesn't have to do with you Darren)

Cya..

Family Camp

Ahh...finally, mid-term break..can relax for one week(better than nothing).As you can read the title, it says "Family Camp".Yes,i shall be going to my church's Family Camp and i will be back on Sunday. So,do not panic,i will post what happens when i come back. And yes i know Darren, you don't care.

So anyway,my father and I will be going. My mom isn't going cause she has to work. We shall be checking in at EastWood Valley at around 6-7 p.m today. This is the 2nd time KEC church has held the Family Camp. The last one was great and i hope this time it would be even better.

If you are asking where and what EastWood Valley is? Well,if you're a Mirian, it's the golf and country club you see whenever you use the Miri by-pass road to the airport.It's located on the left if you're heading to the airport.If you still don't know,go check the Miri map or something.

Before i leave you, take a look at the pictures below,


eagle with a dog's body?


Panther body with a monkey's head?O_0


Woah...

To see more, go to www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/

See ya.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

So as you can see the title,Harry Potter yeah..I went to watch the movie last Saturday with my friends and boy was it interesting(in a sarcastic way) The movie was Boring with a capital B.(no offence)

When we went in, the movie had already started and we quickly found our seats watched..and watched..and *snores*..they were new characters in which most i didn't know. They cut out a lot from the book and Darren was devastated cause there wasn't any Quidditch!!!

The fight scenes between Dumbledore and Voldermort was cool with all the effects and all but honestly Dumbledore looked like he was gonna lose and Voldemort looked like he was gonna win. Almost at the end of the battle, Dumbledore was already like kneeling/lying on the ground while Voldemort was standing with a confident look.

One character in the movie really annoyed me though. Dolores Umbridge. Her voice is just annoying.

Umbridge(the one in pink)

Overall,i give HP a 3 outta 5

As Darren said "Umbridge is so gay*hand gestures*"

FREE2BE

Ah..Friday another end of a long week(through the toils and struggles of exams and exam results)So whats so special bout end of class on a Friday besides getting away from Kenny's horniness? well..we have ISCF(that's Inter School Christian Fellowship btw)

And today, Ian was at my ISCF promoting FREE2BE and gave a talk on why we should receive God and all.It was interesting,funny and..Kenaidy-ish.The slide shows shown by Ian were cool and weird at times but it was presented well overall(cut out the weird picture of Ian in it).

Kenaidy and Lau were picked to act during FREE2BE. I was supposed to act but I couldn't cause I have family camp on the same dates as FREE2Be.So Lau,smell me.

What's all this FREE2BE i'm saying you might ask..we'll it's a Christian concert(sorta) where christians come together and rock and also listen to the word of God.
All are invited,Christians and non-Christians.It will be held at the Miri Civic Centre on the 17,18 and 19 of August.Tickets are only at 3 bucks per night and that's RM3 not 5,not 12.90 but RM3. So come if you can,lives will be changed,who knows. God works in many amazing ways.Bring a friend too if you want them to know the Lord.

As I end this post,let me leave you with these pictures,


Antennae Galaxies..


'Eye Of God'

Isn't God wonderful?

Exams..

Ah..just finished my first day of school exams. On a Saturday?..yes we had exams today on a Saturday cause my school had replacement..screw them

Anyway,I felt that i did fairly well(maybe..i think shut up kenny)had BM,Maths dan PJK today. Going to have SNS,KH and BI on Monday, gotta study,study,study(i know i'm being kiasu..but what the heck)

Oh ya,Wilson,you're blog's weird..and emo

Cheese+Kenny=BAD :D

Weird Weather

Since Kenaidy asked me to write a new post, might as well do it..

Well,the weather has been quite weird these few days. Example, On Tuesday morning(bout 3-5 a.m) i was sleeping soundly in my room and all of a sudden there was this sudden gust of wind, not the ordinary kind of strong wind but a wind in which you can feel the force of it..so i didn't bother bout it.

When I woke up, my mom told me that our rambutan tree in the house compound got uprooted..the gutter on the roof fell off and some of the pots on the patio broke into pieces..-.-"

After coming back from school, my mom told me again that part of my neighbour's house got torn off and the room practically got flooded by the rain that morning the wind happened.(it was raining that time)

The weird thing was that only my house and some of my neighbour's house got affected..maybe mother nature hates us O_o. Yesterday, I read the newspaper and on the front page it showed a house in piasau which the whole roof was torn completely off.

So yeah, some dudes are now fixing my house and stuff..

Words of Wisdom

Famous Words from "The Ransley"

1)How to right-click the mouse?
2)What is air bandung for?
3)How to spell 'underscore'?
4)Can you wear your underwear on your chest?
5)How do you know when to right-click after you install a game?
6)Is air bandung a medicine?
7)How do penguins mate in the snow?

As you can see..the words of wisdom from "The Ransley" is very helpful


p.s if you might be asking who Ransley is, he's a weird guy who acts like an idiot all the time

Test

Don't cheat and look at the answer first. Try it. It really works. This one is somewhat suprising. It's not a joke as such,but a demonstartion of the faults of the human brain. Follow the exercise as dictated below

Read This Sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-

IC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE, don't go back to re-check. Then see the answer below...

ANSWER

There are six F's in the sentence. One of the average intelligence finds three of them.If you spotted four, you're above average. If you spotted five, you can turn your nose at almost anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius(except if you're names Darren..kidding)

There is no catch. Many people forget the OFs. The brain of the English speaking people tend to see them as V's instead of F's.

Mufti Day

So today was Mufti Day..the only day the students in my school get to wear casual clothes..and some wore pretty weird clothes..example, a guy wore singlet with necktie and short pants with coat. Oh and Darren kept asking Lau where he bought his clothes.. Though it was Mufti Day, some of the form 1 dudes wore school uniform..tsktsktsk.

Here are some shots during Mufti Day...

a normal scene in class during Mufti Day.

we got bored so we took pictures of our shoes.

me and a group of friends forcing wilson to take a picture.

(Pictures above courtesy of Pete)

Corn

Fantastic 4:Rise of the Silver Surfer

So i went to watch Fantastic 4 yesterday. Overall the movie was good.







Well, it starts with Reed Richards and Sue Storm preparing for their wedding. A silver object enters the earth's atmosphere radiating cosmic energy that creates massive molecular fluctuations and causes deep craters at locations across the Earth. The military ask Reed to built a tracking device to track down the object.











Soon things happen and the Human Torch then pursues the object, discovering that it is a humanoid, a "Silver Surfer". He confronts the Surfer, only to be dragged into the upper atmosphere.



Reed examines him and finds out that the Human Torch is able to switch powers with his teamates through physical contact. He also discovers that wherever this humanoid goes, the planet dies.


So the Fantastic 4 have to stop the 'Silver Surfer' and stuff happened. You'll have to watch it yourselves.

For me personally..i thought the movie was to short..(1hour45minutes)i dunno bout you but i was quite short..the movie wasn't that deep too and if you haven't watched the first one i advise you to watch the first one first cause you might not understand this.

Next movie..Transformers

Results..

Finally..almost all the papers have been given back except for science. These are my results:

BM: 68%
BI:89%
MT:92%
KH:83%
PSV:73%
SVK:78%
PJK%:70%
GEO:87%
SEJ:82%
PM:74%
SNS:?


Well yeah..those are my result..screw BM for getting 68..

A Quiet Moment

Yesterday, one of my church members passed away last night. He suffered from a heart attack. I was like" You sure?" cause the other week i just saw him. But anyway, this proves that life is short and you must live it to the fullest...

R.I.P Uncle Yusup

Surgery

As usual I went to the vet today and was expecting boredom again..at around 10 the vet brought in a female terrier to the sugery room. The terrier was actually going to be neutered. The vet said it was ok for my friend and I to watch him operate on the dog. So we did..

The operation was fast..about 15 minutes. He injected the dog with some sleeping liquid thing and soon the dog was asleep. He then shaved the fur off the abdomen and started slicing it open.

One thing that freaked me out was not the blood and guts but was the vet. He somehow didn't use gloves. Yes, no gloves. So he practically was putting his finger inside the lower part of the abdomen and pulling out the ovary. After pulling both ovaries out, he tied them up and snipped the ovaries off.

After that, a cat needed one of it's tooth pulled out(i dunno why). The vet gave it a shot and it began vomitting and all. He came in with cotton wool and all the other stuff and start pulling the tooth out. He then declawed the cat and cleaned it's ears-.-"

Overall in went well, and to think all of it took less than an hour.

Uhh..

I had nothing better to do so i decided drop by..just watched HSM 2-"what time is it?" music video..the song's nice, it has a nice beat to it(duh) the video wasn't really the real video. Hey at least it had a little bit of HSM 2 in it..was quite blurrish though..

shut up again darren

First Post

So this is my first post..hmm..what to write..anyway the holidays are almost over(4 days to go) and i've been sleeping, eating,watching tv, and um..sleep..

Well anyway went to the vet yesterday and today with my friend to see what a vet does(cause i wanna be a vet)..will be going there till friday. My mum says have to get "experienced" and to see if i like it. If i don't then it won't be too late to change.

And what did i do and see there?..well we cleaned cat's cages, gave dogs some bath, cleaned more cages, groomed a burmese cat and see how and what the vet when a pet is sick. What medicine he gives and all. If you want to be a vet, i must warn that you must be sure that you can handle blood and the smelof the animals..especially dogs..

I saw some chihuahuas and i felt like pulling theis eyes out..they were bulging out and staring at you-.- ..saw a cocker spaniel,some german shepherds, rodwiellers and more. After doing all those stuff, my friend and i soon became bored. We had pratically nothing to do(just watch cars passing by). Besides that, they were no customers..besides some people coming to buy dog food..other than that i the place was deserted.

Ahh..and i have to go again tomorrow-.- i dread doing nothing for another 2 hours..maybe there would be more stuff to do tomorrow..you never know..

shut up darren