Nama YB je

First of all, to those related to any YBs, I do apologize.

I know it's out of my status to ask you YBs out there, but do you guys have to arrive late all the time when you are invited to officiate something? I mean come on, YB, dahlah ada pangkat YB. Aren't you suppose to be responsible and be punctual considering you're someone to be respected.



My school today held a Majlis Anugerah Cemerlang and a certain YB was invited and what do you know, he comes half an hour late. Gee, have you ever thought of the students, parents and teachers waiting for you. Forgive me, maybe you had diarrhea today and you had to go sh!t. If like that, I understand. But it can't be that all the YBs get diarrhea when they're invited to an occasion now do they?



Do you come late on purpose or what? Or you guys think late is early and early is late. Maybe if you come late, people will say fashionably late but I don't see no fashion.Oopss.



"Hey, Honey..what time is it?"
"8.30"
"What time does the school award ceremony start?"
"8.00"
"Oh, still early"

Do you come late just to see how we react to your "punctuality" ? Or what, just because ada nama YB sana, you can make us wait. And when you come, we have to put on our best "smiles" just to give face to you. Please. Better ask our pengetua himself to officiate the whole thing.



"Who are we gonna ask to officiate the ceremony?"
"YB"
"sigh"


*the puppy pictures are to soothe myself and to stop me from going overboard

Till then,

Done.

Hot

This ah..yeah...

Tomorrow's Halloween, not that anyone in Malaysia cares(most of them)

Mak Jamilah

What's up with hot girls on tv being killed..

Happy Deepavali

To all Indians out there..


Happy Deepavali

HSM 3

Wildcats, Get you head in the game!

Cannot.



So yeah, I watched HSM 3 today with my friends and boy was it full. Kenaidy came late, so he didn't have a ticket. He decided to hang out with his old classmate he met at parkson.



As we were watching HSM 3, reality struck my friends and I. "Why are we watching HSM 3?" Not that I hate or dislike HSM 3 but they are other movies but why did we choose this? Maybe it's a guy thing to not be into HSM. I dunno. We wanted to leave but it would be a waste of 9 bucks. So we decided to watch it anyway.



To start off, since the theater was full with tweens and couples, it was basically noisy. They were also walking around. Some anonymous dudes had to shout to shut them up. I mean, if you're gonna watch a movie, sit and watch. Don't go all giggling and stuff. Even my grandma can do better. You ask her to watch her favourite show and if you call her, she will not respond.



The songs were ok. One song in particular was nice. The song Troy sang when he goes back to school at night and for some reason meets the blonde teacher dude whatever her name is.



I felt like they added in unnecessary dances in the movie. Like the part when Sharpay danced in some white suit when singing with Ryan. I dunno, maybe it's just me.

Overall,the movie was ok. That's all I have to say.

When life gives you lemons, ask for oranges.

Till then,

Done.

MGMT

Here I am....sitting next to my cousin. -sigh-

No Apologies

Yesterday and today, we had some sex ed, No Apologies. I shall explain what I learnt in the form of mathematic equations.



Observe.

1.Premarital sex = You not controlling yourself and letting your hormones takeover you.

2.Premarital sex + Random Partners = You screwing your life.

3.You screwing your life + STDs = Your life getting more screwed.

4.(Premarital sex + Random Partners)STDs = Passing on the disease = You screwing other people's life.

5.Premarital sex = Pregnancy

6.Pregnancy + Irresponsibility = Abortion of baby = Murder = Not cool

7.Abortion of baby - Not aborting = Deliver baby

8. Deliver baby = 2 things
-Put up for adoption
-Take care of it

Well that's practically what I can remember for now.



The Pledge cards.

Conclusion,

Premarital sex= NOT GOOD

McD = GOOD

Till then,

Done

10 Random Facts.

1.The youngest pope was 11 years old

2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.

3.Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

4.The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye.

5.Walt Disney had originally suggested using the name Mortimer Mouse instead of Mickey Mouse .

6.A chicken loses its feathers when it becomes stressed.

7.Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution.

8.Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.

9.A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.

10.Reindeer like to eat bananas. I'll try this some day.


Till then,

Done.

A Moment of Robert Rainfordness

Being at Nadzir's house for BBQ yesterday was hot. Hot like Wilson trying to sing "Love in this Club." The other weenies stayed over for the night.

I must say it was a fun experience especially the barbecuing part. There were chickens, weenies and lamb. Gurjit, Lau, Tim and I were barbecuing. We all had our moment of Robert Rainfordness. "This is gonna taste great."

While waiting for the food to get cook, we tried to skip stones on the water. Everything was fine, just totally fine, until I got hit by a stone with full force at my wrist. And guess who threw it? Wallace. I was kidding.

Apparently, Lau threw the stone. To think that the river was in front of him and I was next to him, he throws the stone at my direction. Got myself 2 red patches on my wrist and it's still red. Go back to your hole Lau. After that, it was on to the PS3 and sending obscene emoticons to random people by Pete. Went back at around 9.30. It was a great time.

Haih, tomorrow still have to go back to school for some ceramah thing.

Till then,

Done.

"Lucky Lau's in love with...." Jangan marah ya.

Wilson's 20 Porno Deprivation Ends

In other words, PMR is OVER baby! In your face Syafiq Azizol and I don't know why! You still owe me keropok lekor you know.

Anyway, PMR ended this morning.Had Geography today. Nelson went out early oh. Woi yo. Overall it went well for me. Science paper 2 was a bit tough though. Lau said it was easy. He's a weenie. And all weenies think everything is easy.

Now that PMR is over, I can finally relax. Lau and Darren can play their games, Nelson can go back to eating his raw pork, Wilson can go back to watching his pornos and Kenaidy can become Kayan again.

Bla bla bla, stuff stuff stuff.Lazy to go on.


Till then,

Done.


"SEJARAH IS GOOD"