No Apologies

Yesterday and today, we had some sex ed, No Apologies. I shall explain what I learnt in the form of mathematic equations.



Observe.

1.Premarital sex = You not controlling yourself and letting your hormones takeover you.

2.Premarital sex + Random Partners = You screwing your life.

3.You screwing your life + STDs = Your life getting more screwed.

4.(Premarital sex + Random Partners)STDs = Passing on the disease = You screwing other people's life.

5.Premarital sex = Pregnancy

6.Pregnancy + Irresponsibility = Abortion of baby = Murder = Not cool

7.Abortion of baby - Not aborting = Deliver baby

8. Deliver baby = 2 things
-Put up for adoption
-Take care of it

Well that's practically what I can remember for now.



The Pledge cards.

Conclusion,

Premarital sex= NOT GOOD

McD = GOOD

Till then,

Done